A GIANT problem

When your closer goes down, you have something to worry about. When your most noticible face goes down, you have a problem, When the beard of your franchise goes down, you are either A.) The Giants. Or B.) The 1982 Milwaukee Brewers (See: Rollie Fingers). And when you combine this with the fact that they cant score runs. (There not CRAPPY, there SCRAPPY I keep telling myself.) Well then you have a GIANT problem (See what I did there???). Wasn't Carlos Beltran supposed to provide a spark?????? Isnt this what happens when your star catcher gets hurt? Did we really expect anything else out of them? There average batters age is 30.4!!!!! And they have only scored 466, far less then the league leading New York Yankees, who have 711 (Thats no typo). The player with the most homers on the Giants is Pablo Sandoval, with 15, AND HE ONLY HAS 50 RBI'S! They only seem to win with cheap walk off bloopers (last night), or wierd plays. One problem might be that it is nearly impossible to hit it into the bay, because you know, ITS NEARLY 400 FEET AWAY! Its like a modern day polo grounds to tell you the truth, but that is for a different story. The Giants have quite frankly sucked this year, and much like the steelers did, the champions, will not make the playoffs this year. There, I said it.