Saber Metrics: Shut Up and embrace it

Saber Metrics is the best thing to happen to sports since Baseball. How else is it possible to know everything about a player using math? There is a saber metric for everything. Want to know a fielders range? Use Range Factor. Want to know how a ball park effects a hitter? Use Park Adjustments (Learn about it here:http://www.baseball-reference.com/about/parkadjust.shtml) Complected? You bet! But helpful? YES! Saber Metrics can help determine if a guy hit 20 home runs just because he plays in the AL, or if he only hit 20 home runs because he plays for the padres. So now do you stupid 70 year old announcers believe that Saber Metrics are here to stay? Saber Metrics are our future, so embrace it you idiots.